Men are the wonderful species who are often misunderstood.Being the silent breed,they are unable to express their emotions like women and are misunderstood .I was randomly searching things and got this wonderful thing about ” Men”.

Here it is,A survey being conducted on group of men for what they seek for in life and how are they never understood.List of things men want in their life.

1. Money, money, money. Put ’10 crore or so in his account and never hassle him with tax issues – and voila, you have one happy man.”

2. Women who don’t expect us to be mind readers. They don’t want silicon goddesses, or size- zero babes with the sex appeal of stick insects. But they wish women could be more direct in communicating. ” They must specify if they just want to be listened to or they seek advice. Tell us what’s wrong..

3. A girl who can read our minds. When were men ever fair? They may not want to read a woman’s mind, but they do want women to read what’s on theirs.

4 .Maturity . Women grow up faster than men, experts say.But men feel women should be more mature.But if they are so mature, why don’t they know how to react when a man is angry.

5. S. E. X. All things in life for a man revolve around the three- letter- word.” We agree that men can’t think beyond their pants. They think about it 25 hours a day.

6 .S- P- A- C- E. It is sacred for them. They need it and crave for it badly. ” We need a room of our own, where we can lock ourselves up and not be bothered even if the world falls apart.

7. Drink without snobbery.Chuck taking in the aroma of wines and Scotch – this snobbery won’t lead you anywhere.

8 .A job that pays us to go on vacation. All of them seem to be big on adventure sport, even if they chicken out on a roller coaster ride.

” Trekking trips and adventure treks, all paid for.

9. Night out with the guys. At least once week, a stag night- out because they don’t want their world to always revolve around the women in their lives.

10. Shopping is a pain at times.It is quite painful when your mother/ sister/ wife/ girlfriend cannot decide on what she wants to buy.

11 .To be the life of a party. So what if they can’t move their bodies like Michael Jackson or a John Travolta. So what if they are good only at a bad bhangra or a saphera dance? Your man loves the idea of grabbing all the attention at a party and is proud of his dance moves even if they make you wince.

12. Jacuzzi + Sauna. A luxurious bath in a jacuzzi, a glass of beer and a sexy woman at one’s side.

13. To be treated like babies.” We are always pampering the women in our life,” says Raghavan. ” Except our mother, no one else pampers us that much. Sometimes we also want to be the baby in the relationship,”

14 .Party every month . They want one big party a month without worrying about dropping drunk friends home or cleaning up the vomit on the carpet.

15. Gizmos, gadgets, mean machines. A car that would make heads turn. A smart phone with unlimited data connection, GPS and turn- by- turn navigation ( men don’t like asking for directions) along with an organiser and reminders that can jolt you from slumber. ”

16. They want people to drive in their lanes and obviously non- bumpy roads with no traffic. And yes, the traffic cops should treat us like royalty.

17.     No alarm clocks. We are lazy, they admit.                                                                                                                                                And women – mothers, sisters, wives should understand the importance of five more minutes of sleep.

18 . Food, food, food and more food.True, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. ” We don’t expect our better-halves to cook like our mothers, all we want is for them to learn the basics of good cooking and we are ready to help them in the kitchen,”

19. Dhishoom dhishoom. They want to be able to pick up a guy and throw him like a soft ball, and impress the audience.

20 . A surprise bonus/ promotion/ hike. Once in a while, men would look forward to some surprise perks. Recession is over… so there’s no excuse, they say.

21. No bills. They don’t want to be bothered with bills.

22. Corrupt politicians caught in sting operation. Men like talking about big things like politics and governance. ” We love watching politician caught in a sting operation.

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